do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
(Source: thighhighsenpai, via pizza)
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you sergeant, general, commander. you’d be my authority figure
(Source: surprisebitch, via moldybro)
"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
(Source: tatianamaslnay, via pizza)